Great Pet Comedy

Our pets have been the subject of many comedians over the years. From cartoonists like Gary Larson (The Far Side) and Steve Martin (stand-up), we all know pets are a great source of humor. Here are a few of the best lines that keep us smiling.

“I gave my cat a bath the other day…they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”

 – Steve Martin

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

– Josh Billings

“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”

– Steven Wright

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

– Ann Landers

“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”

– W. C. Fields

“Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”

– Eddie Izzard


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