How to be a Good Cat
- When your human is wrapping gifts, it is important for you to help them by sitting on the gift wrap. They like this.
- Always try to pack yourself into the vacation suitcase.
- Sleep on the computer keyboard so your human must stop working and pet you.
- It’s very important to wake your human up in the middle of the night to let them know you’re okay.
- Sleep, sleep and then sleep some more. The more you sleep, the more cat you are.
- Refuse cuddles at a reasonable time. Demand cuddles at 3am.
- Find clothes to sit on, even if the entire bed is available to you.
- Ignore the toys your human bought for you. Play with their socks instead.
- Be the best friend your human has ever had.